LOL funny article.
I read another article on the same issue some time ago- how many partners- though that was more serious and less humorous. As a data oriented person I decided to put together a spreadsheet of the women I had been with in some manner or other ranging from handjobs & fingering only, to oral sex (receiving & giving), and finally to intercourse (and one incident of anal with my wife)
The tally was 23 women with 13 that included intercourse with the other ten relegated to oral and hand activity. Of the 13, six were one-night stands. The other 7 were more or less ongoing relationships for some period of time